just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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