I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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