Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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