somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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