See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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