is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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