they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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