with your own penis?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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