quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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