All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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