You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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