whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think i got beer on your cat.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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