he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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