There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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