This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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