do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
