Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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