so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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