so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
handjob tips. give me some.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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