Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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