So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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