Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Randomize
