i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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