I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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