hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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