I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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