was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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