Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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