Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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