So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he puts the penis in happiness.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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