2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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