I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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