im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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