Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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