One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i barfeds in our rink
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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