I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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