Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I party with great urgency now.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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