So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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