I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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