I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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