i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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