Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I need water and some morals
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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