so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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