Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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