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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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