just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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