I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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