For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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