Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND