my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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