i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You're like the curious george of whores
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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