I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
vagina is talking i cant
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
His nipple licking is glorious
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