hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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