but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
don't judge my taste in strippers
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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