i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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