Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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