He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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