I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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