Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I have aggressive nipples.
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