So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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